User blog:Mavnol333/ESB Educational Television Bonus Clip 1




 * [GuyBesideYou3 is riding the School Bus of Shame on the way to juvenile hall after his elimination]
 * GuyBesideYou3: [repeatedly facepalming himself] STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! Why'd I have to be such a bitch?
 * Bus driver: Don't ask me, GuyBitchsideYou3. All I am is just a bus driver.
 * GuyBesideYou3: It was a rhetorical question, you bitch driver. [immediately covers his mouth and loudly whispers to himself] KEEP IT TOGETHER, GUY! YOU'RE PAST THIS!
 * Bus driver: WHAT'D YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!
 * GuyBesideYou3: Uh- erm- uhm- I- I-... Uh-
 * Bus driver: I see. [stops the bus and throws Guy out] If I'm such a bitch, then why are you on this bus? [closes the doors and drives away]
 * GuyBesideYou3: ...See guys? That's why you shouldn't be me. At least I've got my phone in the bus to give me directions. [pats his pockets, but doesn't feel anything] Wha- [keeps patting] WHAT?! NO! I MUST HAVE LEFT IT ON THE BUS! AW, SON OF A BI- [camera static]